My Life In Technicolor

(via eyeonspringfield) For Dan, Forever Ago.

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:37:45 -0400

For Dan, Forever Ago.

And after a few months, this will be my final post. I may come...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:38:19 -0400

And after a few months, this will be my final post. I may come back later on in the year if I feel like I must be heard lol.

But I leave you with a creation by myself and Dan Angelucci. If you like The Wire or Toy Story, I think you’ll like this. If you love them as much as we do, then you’re gonna get a real kick out of this.

Thanks a lot guys.

(via heyjulie) Who knew Zachary Levi could sing? Also, does this...

Fri, 07 May 2010 20:57:53 -0400

(via heyjulie)

Who knew Zachary Levi could sing?

Also, does this mean a Chuck/Jeffster mashup is coming?!

“Now Tayne I can get into” - Line of the...

Thu, 06 May 2010 03:57:00 -0400

“Now Tayne I can get into” - Line of the year?

I’m debating studying for my last final or just watching this clip from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job on repeat. I, of course, am talking about the first clip starring Paul Rudd in what I hope becomes an internet sensation.

However, I’m glad the clip following it is included because it shows my point of how Tim and Eric can do some of the funniest shit in the world, but the next second they are just masturbating their comedy dicks.

"Baseball is the President tossing out the first ball of the season and a scrubby schoolboy playing..."

Wed, 05 May 2010 17:21:42 -0400

“Baseball is the President tossing out the first ball of the season and a scrubby schoolboy...

2 Weeks Later, Still The Same Boat.

Tue, 04 May 2010 05:35:34 -0400

2 Weeks Later, Still The Same Boat.

This might be the funniest poster of the year. 1) Apparently Kim...

Mon, 03 May 2010 04:10:45 -0400

This might be the funniest poster of the year. 1) Apparently Kim Cattrall looks exactly like Rachel McAdams and 2) With all that air-brushing, SJP still looks like a horse. Yikes.

If you’re not watching the miniseries, The Pacific, on HBO...

Mon, 03 May 2010 04:08:31 -0400

If you’re not watching the miniseries, The Pacific, on HBO then you are truly missing out. There are only 2 chapters left, but you can find many (if not all) on OnDemand.

If you liked Band of Brothers or Saving Private Ryan, then there is no reason you’re not watching.

ampersanddd: cuteboyswithcats: kayleethebear:ohinternet: Joe...

Sat, 01 May 2010 19:28:19 -0400

ampersanddd:

cuteboyswithcats:

kayleethebear:ohinternet:

Joe C. and the Pussycat.

amazing. thanks looksweet!

George Costanza as Oscar Bait. Works surprisingly well.

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:49:39 -0400

George Costanza as Oscar Bait. Works surprisingly well.

Finals Week Vacation

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:34:00 -0400

Hey guys, I’ve been swamped this week, and will be even more so next week, so bare with me if...

The best thing ESPN has done in the last decade is creating the...

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:48:00 -0400

The best thing ESPN has done in the last decade is creating the 30 for 30 series that has given us documentary/live-action films about some of the most interesting figures and moments in sports. Last night they premiered “Silly Little Game”, telling the story of how the first fantasy baseball league was created. The documentary parts and interviews are very interesting for anyone who has played fantasy sports (especially baseball), but the live-action recreations are the hokiest things I have ever seen on television. If you can get past those, you’ll really enjoy this, so check the ESPN listings for times.

Oh, and I love that Rotisserie Baseball was created by Phillies fans. We are the best.

“Back on the island, Jack washes on shore right as Locke...

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:42:33 -0400

“Back on the island, Jack washes on shore right as Locke and his friends get to the beach. Locke is like “nice day for a swim,” because his desperate, ages-old desire to get off the island no matter how many lives it costs has not stripped him of his wry sense of humor.”

- Videogum

There isn’t enough I can say about how much I love this...

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:32:00 -0400

There isn’t enough I can say about how much I love this video.

I want all my friends to know that I would trade all of them combined to just have Shaq as my best friend.

Two weeks into the season, the top spots are exactly the same as...

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:02:05 -0400

Two weeks into the season, the top spots are exactly the same as they will be at the end of the season.

Apparently, I finally did something people found...

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 23:34:40 -0400

Apparently, I finally did something people found funny.

http://digg.com/comedy/Homer_Simpson_Scolds_Tiger

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1933075

Review: Kick Ass I’ve been making a lot of Kick Ass over...

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:59:00 -0400

Review: Kick Ass

I’ve been making a lot of Kick Ass over the last few months, so obviously expectations were pretty high. Now I haven’t read the graphic novel (I was waiting to see the movie first), so adaptation wise I can’t speak about it. As a film though, Kick Ass delivers on its promise of giving you the kind of super hero-pulp fiction that we’ve been anticipating since the first trailer that we saw months ago.

Kick Ass tells the story of a high schooler named David (Aaron Johnson), who wonders why there has never been any real life super heros in a world that is obsessed with them. A robbery sets him off and he sets out to be the world’s first super hero. That doesn’t go so well, but his second attempt gets him national notoriety and also the attention of a father and daughter duo (Nic Cage and Chloe Moretz) who really are skilled masked vigilantes. Shit ensues.

The cast of Kick Ass, which also includes Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Mark Strong, and Lyndsy Fonseca and Clark Duke who were just seen in last month’s Hot Tub Time Machine, is top notch and don’t hit a bad note in the bunch. The real stand outs are Cage and Moretz as Big Daddy and Hit Girl. I imagine Moretz’s character will be an idol to the younger girls who will get to see this film (it’s rated R) and she delivers many of the films best action scenes. Nic Cage delivers some kind of genius with the small idiosyncrasies he brings to Big Daddy and he will have you laughing many, many times.

That combination of action and comedy is adeptly mixed throughout the film and director Matthew Vaughn delivers countless moments when you are laughing really hard or your jaw is on the floor. Kick Ass might has some of the best fight scenes that I can remember and takes the style of Watchmen and just makes it look much prettier. Speaking of looks, the film couldn’t look any better with the kind of rich colors and perfect composition that really should garner this film some art direction and cinematography notoriety.

Kick Ass is the first great film of 2010 and Matthew Vaughn and company deliver the kind of real-life super hero action/comedy (not that there isn’t some deeper moments) that we’ve been salivating for.

Grade: A or ★★★★½ (Out of 5)

I had to make another one, because no one had made a Simpsons...

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:12:12 -0400

I had to make another one, because no one had made a Simpsons one yet. I am proud of how well it turned out lol.

Nike forced YouTube to take down the old video, so I decided to...

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:22:00 -0400

Nike forced YouTube to take down the old video, so I decided to make my own, starring Tiger Woods and Heath Ledger.

Enjoy.

UPDATE: Now featured on Deadspin! (Number 10)

RIP Franco. April 09, 2009. “Snails see the benefits, the...

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 03:43:04 -0400

RIP Franco. April 09, 2009.

“Snails see the benefits, the beauty, in every inch”

Also, bonus Frank look-alike picture that is very funny lol