Actual line.

So Thursday night I saw “The Room”, which is unquestionably not only the worst film, but worse piece of fiction, ever to be created. Literally, whatever you expect it to be, it’s worse. I mean most of the situations are left unresolved or unexplained and they literally have 3 scenes where people are throwing a football around, poorly may I add, and it has nothing to do with anything at all.

Director, writer, and star Tommy Wiseau is the best evidence of alien life on this planet and when he dies I hope they dissect his brain.

You have to see this film, and make sure you watch it with a bunch of friends because there will be times you will be rolling on the floor. You’re life isn’t complete til you see this train wreck.

BONUS: A Patton Oswalt spoof.

Thank you to Dan for showing me this.