You are the biggest star on the planet, you had a 4.0 at Stanford, and have been interviewed literally thousands of times. Also, you had 3 months to prepare for this. So you’re telling me you, and what I would assume is the highest paid publicity team in the world, didn’t get public speaking lessons? Are ya kidding?

God, I hope SNL doesn’t screw up this fucking meatball.

Line of the day, from What Would Tyler Durden Do:

“I think Tiger thinks he’s Batman.”