thisisadan:

5. In every picture of him, it’s very evident that he’s trying to project this “indie aura” about him. I hate artists that I can tell are trying too hard. What’s with the looking down? Are you trying to make it look like you’re pondering something important? You’re not Abe Lincoln, man.

4. “Today I was gazing out a window at the leafy Pennsylvania countryside, pressed against the glass in the back seat of a fifteen passenger van, suspended over a rushing liquid interstate, serenaded by the soothing rumble and whir of tires on pavement… and it was there that I realized something.”—If you actually say things like that you find the rumble and whir of tires “soothing,” you’re lying—and trying too hard.

3. http://www.districtlines.com/14519-Owl-City-Adult-Onesie-Misc/owl-city

2. This motherfucker has the balls to actually get annoyed when interviewers ask him about The Postal Service? Get the fuck outta here. If you’re gonna rip someone off, you have to be prepared to live with the consequences. Even Seth MacFarlane admits the influence the Simpsons had on Family Guy, and that’s nowhere near in the league that Owl City is a rip off of The Postal Service

1. Sometimes I think about what a real owl city would be like. Surely it would be an inspiring look into the life of owls. Owls living their daily lives, kissing their children as they leave to go to school—a real owl metropolis. Unfortunately, this is something I can never google search, as the results would be far too buried under this guy’s shitty ass pictures to ever see.

So that’s why I hate Owl City.

Stop writing what I want to write Dan lol