UPDATE July 27: Turns out I was right. Here’s the picture of the murderers.

Apparently the brawl wasn’t as big as believed, but ultimately these 3 men killed another over a spilled drink.

July 25:

A fan was killed outside of Citizens Bank Park today in a brawl that involved over 25 people, news reports are indicating.

And I bet I know exactly the type of guys who were involved in this, including the guy who died. They are the ones that make me embarrassed to be a Phillies fan. They are the ones that make me embarrassed to be a human-fucking-being.

To you hambones, guidos, asshats, fucktards, and all other forms of douchebaggery, I politely say, Go Fucking Die.