Finals Week Vacation
Hey guys, I’ve been swamped this week, and will be even more so next week, so bare with me if there are little or no updates til next weekend.
I got some things I definitely wanna write about, and some features that I hope to start.
In the mean time, I hope this amazing GIF of Alison Brie from Community will hold you over.

The best thing ESPN has done in the last decade is creating the 30 for 30 series that has given us documentary/live-action films about some of the most interesting figures and moments in sports. Last night they premiered “Silly Little Game”, telling the story of how the first fantasy baseball league was created. The documentary parts and interviews are very interesting for anyone who has played fantasy sports (especially baseball), but the live-action recreations are the hokiest things I have ever seen on television. If you can get past those, you’ll really enjoy this, so check the ESPN listings for times.
Oh, and I love that Rotisserie Baseball was created by Phillies fans. We are the best.
“Back on the island, Jack washes on shore right as Locke and his friends get to the beach. Locke is like “nice day for a swim,” because his desperate, ages-old desire to get off the island no matter how many lives it costs has not stripped him of his wry sense of humor.”
- Videogum
There isn’t enough I can say about how much I love this video.
I want all my friends to know that I would trade all of them combined to just have Shaq as my best friend.
Two weeks into the season, the top spots are exactly the same as they will be at the end of the season.
Apparently, I finally did something people found funny.
http://digg.com/comedy/Homer_Simpson_Scolds_Tiger
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1933075
Review: Kick Ass
I’ve been making a lot of Kick Ass over the last few months, so obviously expectations were pretty high. Now I haven’t read the graphic novel (I was waiting to see the movie first), so adaptation wise I can’t speak about it. As a film though, Kick Ass delivers on its promise of giving you the kind of super hero-pulp fiction that we’ve been anticipating since the first trailer that we saw months ago.
Kick Ass tells the story of a high schooler named David (Aaron Johnson), who wonders why there has never been any real life super heros in a world that is obsessed with them. A robbery sets him off and he sets out to be the world’s first super hero. That doesn’t go so well, but his second attempt gets him national notoriety and also the attention of a father and daughter duo (Nic Cage and Chloe Moretz) who really are skilled masked vigilantes. Shit ensues.
The cast of Kick Ass, which also includes Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Mark Strong, and Lyndsy Fonseca and Clark Duke who were just seen in last month’s Hot Tub Time Machine, is top notch and don’t hit a bad note in the bunch. The real stand outs are Cage and Moretz as Big Daddy and Hit Girl. I imagine Moretz’s character will be an idol to the younger girls who will get to see this film (it’s rated R) and she delivers many of the films best action scenes. Nic Cage delivers some kind of genius with the small idiosyncrasies he brings to Big Daddy and he will have you laughing many, many times.
That combination of action and comedy is adeptly mixed throughout the film and director Matthew Vaughn delivers countless moments when you are laughing really hard or your jaw is on the floor. Kick Ass might has some of the best fight scenes that I can remember and takes the style of Watchmen and just makes it look much prettier. Speaking of looks, the film couldn’t look any better with the kind of rich colors and perfect composition that really should garner this film some art direction and cinematography notoriety.
Kick Ass is the first great film of 2010 and Matthew Vaughn and company deliver the kind of real-life super hero action/comedy (not that there isn’t some deeper moments) that we’ve been salivating for.
Grade: A or ★★★★½ (Out of 5)
I had to make another one, because no one had made a Simpsons one yet. I am proud of how well it turned out lol.
Nike forced YouTube to take down the old video, so I decided to make my own, starring Tiger Woods and Heath Ledger.
Enjoy.
UPDATE: Now featured on Deadspin! (Number 10)
RIP Franco. April 09, 2009.
“Snails see the benefits, the beauty, in every inch”
Also, bonus Frank look-alike picture that is very funny lol


